What's In a Name?

authored by: dbzangelx

Rating: PG
Genre: Humor/General
Disclaimer: I do not own DragonBall Z or any of its characters.
Warning(s): None

Vegeta

Your name of Vegeta gives you the desire to understand and help others with their problems but, at the same time, you can become too involved in their problems and, as a result, worry too much. This name creates a pleasant, easy-going, yet responsible nature. It gives you a natural ability to express affection to those close to you, without feelings of embarrassment. You tend to avoid issues, however, and put off until tomorrow the things which should be done today. Accordingly, you would find difficulty in achieving success in positions requiring aggressiveness and drive.

"Kakarot, are you ready?"

Goku, giving a nod, went super saiyajin and stood into battle mode. "Yeah, let's go..."

Suddenly, Vegeta whipped out a chair, a pair of glasses, and a notepad, taking a seat in the chair. "So tell me, what are your thoughts, your feelings? This need to go beyond a "super saiyajin". Are you hiding behind your true feelings Kakarot?"

Goku blinked confusedly.

"Come on, don't be afraid of your feelings..." Vegeta continued, looking downward, appearing to be lost in thought for a moment, "I...once was too, but it's okay now...it’s okay...”

Goku

The name of Goku makes you very idealistic, sensitive, and inspirational. If these qualities are not understood and properly directed through music, art, or other creative expression, you could become jealous and possessive of those close to you. Your feelings are so strong that you are inclined to build your life around certain individuals and become wrapped up in personal love rather than seeking into the deeper truths of life; thus you could suffer losses in your affections and shattered ideals. You are generous and people are drawn to you because of your friendly and sympathetic nature.

"Goku? Goku!" ChiChi called from the kitchen.

"ChiChi, could you keep it down please, I'm practicing."

With a sigh, the woman made her way out into the backyard where she had been many times before. Crossing her arms, she glared angrily at the saiyan who stood in front of her.

"Goku, how do you expect Gohan to study if you're out here making all that racket!" She yelled.

Goku looked apologetic to his wife, "Oh ChiChi, I'm so sorry," the saiyan placed his instrument down and rushed over to his wife, embracing her in a long tender kiss.

Finally, the two parted, ChiChi having forgotten her anger a few short moments ago.

"...Dinner will be ready soon..." She said, taking off into the house.

Goku however remained outside, taking a moment to ponder on whether his wife had forgiven him or not.

Struggling with doubt, the saiyan turned to his tuba, "I'm sorry, I just can't do this anymore. I quit, I have to start spending more time with my family...and maybe play bingo on the weekends..."

With that, he went inside as Vegeta stepped from behind the tree in which he had been hiding in.

"My therapy worked!" He cried outloud with joy.

Piccolo

Your first name of Piccolo makes you spontaneous and versatile, enjoying congenial association, appreciating the finer things of life, and loving to talk and debate. You are strong willed and self-sufficient, not depending on others for encouragement. Your desire for independence and freedom means that you seldom tolerate limitations.

"Piccolo! What are your thoughts on the president's proposal to ban the color green from our society?" A member of congress spoke.

"It's insane! An act of injustice!" Piccolo replied strongly with pride, "Ha! Ban suits and ties and see how far the president goes!"

There was a murmur among many congress members, many of which who were nodding in agreement.

Piccolo leaned back in his chair, turning to his assistant who stood next to him, "Bring me a glass of sparkling water please..."

Krillin

While your name of Krillin gives you an intense desire to be of service to others, it brings out a practical, technical nature, and you become involved in fussy little details that detract from the fulfilment of your greater ideals. You are a very patient person and will work hard one step at a time to accomplish your goals. Not interested in large undertakings, you are content to live from day to day to save for your future. Always budgeting carefully, you do not believe in frivolous spending. You tend to be thorough in building a solid foundation of fact and logic, but you are not especially imaginative or investigative.

"Alright," Freeza spoke from across the vast field of planet Namek, "who wants to be the first to die?"

No one spoke as all eyes went to Goku who shook his head fiercely.

"What are you guys crazy!? I've already died once, I'm not getting killed again!"

There was a vast amount of sighs among the group. Suddenly, Krillin stepped forward, "Don't worry guys, I'm more than happy to sacrifice my life for you guys!"

Whew, I'm saved, Piccolo thought as Krillin began walking forward toward Freeza.

"Wait, Krillin!" Goku called to his long time best friend.

Krillin stopped a moment to look back toward the saiyajin, “Yes Goku?”

"Does my hair look okay?"

Krillin nodded and without another word, made his way to Freeza, the icejin staring him down.

"You?" Freeza asked.

Krillin nodded, accepting what fate- or rather, what he had dealt himself.

Freeza shrugged and with one blast, sent Krillin flying into the air where seconds later he was blown into nothing, one last thought on his mind before he died, I wonder if I should have closed my checking account before I died...

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