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Things DBZ Characters Would Never Say
Yes, I know a lot of sites have this, but I thought it'd be fun to do. So here's the ever so famous...Things You've Never Hear DragonBall Z Characters say. Enjoy! (And if you have any of your own "quotes" to send in, feel free to send them to me!)
Goku
"Whazzup?!"
"...Vegeta's kind of hot from this angle...Oh my gosh, he's looking this way!"
"You know you want me..."
"I know! I'll invest in the stock market!"
Vegeta
(singing) "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves..."
"I'm not really a prince, I'm more like a beggar."
"Oh. My. Gosh. I'm blonde."
"For all the wrong I've done, I think I'll donate to the local children's fund."
"Welcome to McDonalds, how may I take your order?"
Piccolo
"Man I need hair."
"I need more beer Gohan! Let's go! Keep it comin'!"
"And then I was like...oh my gosh, pink is so the new red!"
"You know you've been in the sun too long if you're green."
Conversations
Vegeta: I am the prince of all saiyajins, everyone must bow down to me. No one is worthy of my time or my powers! No one can ever get so far as to even begin to match my skill or strength! I--
Goku: Vegeta...
Vegeta: What?
Goku: Shut the hell up.
Gohan: Cell, you will pay for your evil deeds!
Cell: (breaks out crying) My God you guys are mean! All I wanted was to be the strongest! (sniffles) I...I just want to fit in!
Vegeta: (walks up to Cell teary-eyed) I know how you feel! I know how you feel!
(Cell and Vegeta break out crying and patting each other on the backs)
Captain Ginyu: Freeza, I have those Dragonballs here for you...lord Freeza...?
Freeza: (turns around quickly) I wasn't putting on makeup, I swear!!
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